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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

17 (seventeen) inch Banana

Have u ever seen a 17'' (seventeen inch) banana? Kya keh rahe ho aaj tak nahin dekha!!! Oh yaar jhooth to mat bolo, how is it possible guys? You have surely seen & used it. Every normal man has seen & used it because everyone has its own such banana. Actually, our Swami Ji's this theory says that every normal man have a 13 inch banana & maximum length of banana of a man on this planet is 17 inch. In Swami Ji’s own words, “Ek normal insaan ka 13 inch ka hota hai par sabse bada 17 inch tak ka hai…” That also Swami Ji is talking about a normal man in a normal state or an excited state? if its normal then what will be in excited state!!! Tum sab yahi soch rahe hoge ki vo underwear konsa pehanta hoga.
So now a question arises in mind, who is that special person to have this 17 inch banana? Who can be more special than our Swami Ji. And again Swami Ji is ever ready to show it to all. But its not possible to show in public every time, so Swami Ji has already solved this problem by uploading a video of it on internet & whenever any person comes to Swami Ji to prove it, Swami Ji says, “Mere saath chalna, net pe dikha dunga.” But why Swami Ji, directly not gives URL/link of this video, arre yaar koi public porny thode hi hai, ye to bas Swami Ji ne theory ki demand pe kiya.

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